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November 6, 2019My Anxiety: A Visual Guide
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November 5, 2019My Maximalist Lifehacks
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November 1, 2019If Other Professionals Talked About Their Jobs the Way Writers Do
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October 31, 2019A Complete Classification System For the Different Actions That Follow Your Four-Year-Old Yelling “Dad, Watch This!” At You From Across the Room
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October 29, 2019Other Latin Things Trump Defenders Can Say This Isn’t
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October 28, 20199 Fantastical Halloween Costume Ideas For Millennials
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October 25, 2019Slutty Halloween Costumes at Their Day Jobs
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October 23, 2019Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner at Olive Garden
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October 22, 2019Ten Ways to Drive Your Man Totally and Unrelentingly Crazy
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October 21, 2019Elon Musk or Toad of Toad Hall?
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October 18, 2019Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age
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October 17, 201911 Ways You Are Superior to VSCO Girls
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household