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September 27, 2019Sexistential Quandaries
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September 25, 201912 Things You’re Not Likely to Hear Anytime Soon In the United States
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September 24, 2019How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
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September 18, 2019Successories for Her
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September 18, 2019The Five Best US Cities for Concrete Dick Slabs
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September 16, 2019Five Reasons to Stop Whatever You’re Doing and Write a Dystopian Feminist Novel
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September 13, 2019Overheard in Star Wars or in a Faculty Meeting?
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September 11, 2019Things My Spin Instructor Said That Made Me Cry
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September 9, 2019Famous Movies Rewritten For Parents of Young Children On Their First Date Night Since Their Youngest Child Entered the Four-Month Sleep Regression
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September 6, 2019More Accurate Baby Shower Games
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household