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July 9, 2019Public Disgrace Generator
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July 8, 2019Twenty-Three Impossible-to-Find Items That Your Camper Must Bring Tomorrow
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July 2, 2019Honest Fla-Vor-Ice Freeze Pops Flavors
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June 28, 2019Memorials to Those We Have Lost to Parenting
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June 27, 2019Motivational Quotes Revised for People With Reasonable Expectations
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June 26, 20195 Underrated Places a Woman Can Cry in Peace
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June 25, 2019How to Practice Best Practices: A Guide for Faculty
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June 24, 2019Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?
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June 21, 20194 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”
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June 20, 2019How to Chair an Academic Committee
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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June 18, 2019Jesus, Mom, I Actually Thought We Were Bonding On This College Tour Until You Literally Said This
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household