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January 15, 201912 Ways My Book Club Can Tell I Definitely Read War and Peace
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January 14, 2019The Trump Presidency in KISS Songs
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January 11, 2019Twenty-Nine Things I’ve Learned from Being a Professor
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January 10, 2019Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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January 7, 2019Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
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January 4, 2019Hipster Economics: A Glossary
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January 3, 2019How to Bathe a Horse
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January 2, 2019My Life as a Single Woman, According to All My Friends in Relationships
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December 24, 2018It’s a Wonderful Life: Top Nine Fan Theories
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December 21, 2018Classic Christmas Stories, Updated for Late-Stage Capitalism
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December 19, 2018Materials I’d Rather Be Than “Wife Material”
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household