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August 20, 2018What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You
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August 17, 2018A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 16, 2018Seen on a Telephone Pole in Your Neighborhood
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August 15, 2018Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 13, 2018Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked
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August 9, 2018Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger
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August 7, 2018Pret A Manger’s Menu: Tragic Equivalences
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August 6, 2018I Like My Men Like I Like My… (Trending Topics Edition)
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August 3, 2018To Every Male Author Who Has Ever Said Writing a Book Was Like Having a Baby, Then Laughed at What a Clever Comparison It Was
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August 2, 2018I’m a Male Uber Driver and I have 46 Questions I Use to Get My Female Passengers to Stop Ignoring Me So I Can Hit On Them
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July 31, 2018Silicon Valley Startup or Plague-Ridden Feudal Business?
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household