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September 11, 2018Problems With My Self-Driving Car
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September 10, 2018Haiku Interrupted By Drones
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September 7, 2018Things I’ve Womansplained to Men
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September 5, 2018Even More Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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September 4, 2018Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50
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August 30, 2018Translations of the Margin Notes From Your Freshman Composition Instructor
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August 29, 2018Men Explain My Syllabus to Me
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August 28, 2018Tom Petty’s Guide to Academic Promotion: A Playlist
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August 27, 2018Academic Job Market Strategies or Fortnite Tips?
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August 24, 2018Ten Honest Yard Signs for Bicoastal Liberals
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August 22, 2018Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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