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June 22, 2018A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
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June 20, 2018New Collective Nouns for 2018
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June 20, 2018Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
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June 18, 2018The Freelancer’s Hierarchy of Favors
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June 15, 2018Google Introduces Smart Replies to Dad Emails
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June 15, 2018Totally Normal Responses for When Your Dad With Terminal Cancer Texts You a Clip of Monty Python’s “Always Look On the Bright Side of Life”
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June 14, 2018The Top Ten 2018 Men’s World Cup Teams Ranked By How Easily the First Lines of Each Country’s National Anthem Could Be Slipped Unnoticed Into Expository Voiceover In a Lord Of The Rings Movie
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June 13, 2018Uses For End-of-Year Teacher Gifts From Your Students
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June 12, 2018Excerpts From My Son’s 6th Grade Report on the Endocrine System
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June 8, 2018What Your Musical Instrument Says About You
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June 8, 2018Friedrich Nietzsche or Janelle Monáe?
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June 7, 2018Social Settings Where It’s Okay to Talk About Your Chinese Symbol Tattoo
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household