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May 21, 2018Things Republicans Have Blamed for School Shootings or a Top-200 Subreddit?
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May 21, 2018Job Interview Questions for Token Asian Male Characters in TV and Film
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May 18, 2018Horror Movie Reboots for Middle Age
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May 17, 2018Six Things I Say to Distract the Doormen of Buildings I Want to Pee In
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May 17, 2018How Little League Baseball Turns Dads Into Assholes: A Mathematical Equation
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May 16, 2018Incredible (Non-Basketball) Facts About “Playoff LeBron”
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May 15, 2018Ten Things My Ex-Boyfriend Explained to Me When I Forgot That He is a “Woke” Cisgender White Male Who Has Definitely Checked His Privilege
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May 14, 2018Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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May 10, 2018More Literary Pet Names Using Puns Unworthy of Their Namesakes
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May 9, 2018Quotes from Apocalypse Now or Thoughts I’ve Had as a Teacher During a Parent Conference?
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May 8, 2018Top Millennial Injuries Reported at Urgent Care Facilities
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May 7, 2018A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household