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March 13, 2018What Your Bookshelf Organization Says About You
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March 12, 2018Ten Tips to Write a Novel That’s Literary as Fuck
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March 9, 2018More Accurate Silicon Valley Job Descriptions
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March 8, 2018Accumulated Wisdom From the Mom With Kids Just a Little Bit Older Than Yours
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March 7, 2018A More Realistic AWP Schedule
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March 6, 2018Literary Pet Names Using Puns Unworthy of Their Namesakes
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March 5, 2018A Guide to Your First Modern Dance Class
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March 2, 201817 More Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
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March 2, 2018My Oscar Picks, Based On Movies I Actually Saw In Theaters Last Year
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March 1, 201810 People You’ll Meet After Having a Miscarriage
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February 28, 2018When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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February 27, 2018Twelve Ways to Kill Your Upstairs Neighbors With Their Own Bongos
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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