McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Lists
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
-
January 19, 2018More Op-Ed Spreads the New York Times Will Be Publishing After “Letters From Trump Supporters”
-
January 18, 201812 Sex Positions to Try With Your Student Loans Since They’re Screwing You Anyway
-
January 17, 2018What Your Favorite Composer Says About You
-
January 15, 2018What Your Mug Says vs. What Your Mug Means
-
January 12, 2018Other News Stories I Expect the Media to Break This Year
-
January 12, 2018Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
-
January 11, 2018The Five Insufferable People You Will Meet in 2018
-
January 9, 2018Written By Author Gene Simmons or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter to the KISS Fan Mail Address?
-
January 8, 201819 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
-
January 5, 2018The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s New Admissions Policy
-
January 5, 2018DC Comics’ Supervillains of Academia
-
January 4, 2018Items that Philosophers Presume Are for Sale in Metaphysical Supplies Shoppes
Trending 🔥
-
April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
-
April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
-
April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
-
April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
Recently
-
May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
-
May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
-
May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
-
May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household