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February 26, 2018The Baby-Sitters Club Super Woke Series
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February 22, 2018Excuse Me While I Teach Your Child, But First I Must…
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February 21, 2018English Department Search Committee Rejections, Offered Entirely in Canonical British Poetry
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February 20, 2018Solving Societal and Political Issues Through Conceptual Dance
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February 16, 2018How to Win at Adjuncting in Ten Simple and Only Mildly Humiliating Steps
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February 15, 2018I’m a New Mom and I’ll Buy Whatever You’re Selling
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February 14, 2018Eight Additional Love Languages
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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February 14, 2018Updated Romantic Comedy Meet-Cutes for 2018
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February 12, 2018PBS Program or Something Liam Neeson Would Say to a Burrito Immediately Before Eating It?
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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February 8, 2018List of Things for Men to Scream at Me From Their Cars
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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