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April 18, 2018Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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April 17, 201817 Words and Phrases You Can’t Spell without “Sean Hannity,” “Michael Cohen,” and “Donald Trump” Arranged in the Shape of a Small Phallus
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April 17, 2018Ten Essential Makeup Tips for the Newly Out Transgender Woman
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April 16, 2018Nine Rhetorical Greetings, Sorted by Appropriate Profession
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April 13, 2018Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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April 12, 2018Seasonal Craft Cocktails: A Selection from Dictionary Stories: Short Fictions and Other Findings
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April 11, 2018Paul Ryan Index
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April 11, 2018The Latest in Freelancer Fashion
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April 10, 2018Horoscopes for Librarians
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April 9, 2018Horticultural Descriptions of 8 Republican Succulents
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April 6, 2018What Your Favorite Beer Says About You
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April 3, 2018Prestigious MFA Programs as Guys You’ve Met on Tinder
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household