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January 3, 2018How to Survive to the End If You Find Yourself in an Opera
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January 2, 2018New Latin State Mottoes for the 21st Century
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December 20, 2017Old-Fashioned Desserts Just Like Grandma Used to Make After Grandpa Forbade Her From Taking That Office Job
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December 19, 2017Formerly Forbidden Christmas Dinner Conversation Topics I Now Welcome in 2017
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December 18, 2017Tasks for My Psychological Task Rabbit
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December 15, 2017Suggestions for Timely 2017 End-of-Year Content Lists
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December 15, 2017A Poet’s Holiday Gift Guide
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December 14, 2017Santa Claus or Facebook’s Messenger Kids?
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December 13, 2017Academia-Themed Holiday Songs
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December 13, 2017When Do You Start Wearing Eileen Fisher?
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December 12, 2017Trump or Hanukkah?
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December 8, 2017My Breasts’ List of Grievances Against The Baby
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household