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October 9, 2017Activities Offered at the White House Adult Daycare Center
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October 6, 2017Six Pillows I Screamed Into After Learning My Preschooler Has to Participate in Active Shooter Intruder Drills
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October 5, 201721 Useful Abbreviations for Company-Wide Office Emails
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October 5, 2017Things Rex Tillerson Did Not Call Donald Trump
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October 4, 2017Everything Future Generations Are Going to Kill
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October 3, 2017More Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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October 2, 2017Names of Musical Acts I Have Yelled Instead of Swearing In Front of My Kids
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October 2, 2017Things More Heavily Regulated Than Buying a Gun in the United States
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September 29, 2017Facebook Anniversaries You’d Actually Want to Celebrate
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September 28, 2017Alternative Jewish Fast Days
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September 26, 2017Four Helpful Bible Verses for United States Senators to Tweet During National Tragedies
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September 25, 2017Everything You Know About Me, the Female Character You’re Falling in Love With in a Romantic Film/TV Show Written by a Man
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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