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July 31, 2017Jenny Holzer Truism or Deleted Anthony Scaramucci Tweet?
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July 31, 2017Nine Winning Intros to Solve That Boring Cover Letter
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July 28, 2017Summer Camps for Parents Whose Kids Are Away at Summer Camp
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July 27, 201720 Literary Would-You-Rathers
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July 25, 2017Exciting New Forms of Improv Comedy
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July 24, 2017Ten Popular Songs That Would Have Been Different Had They Been Co-Written With Influential Thinkers From History
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July 21, 2017Anagrams of “Ernest Hemingway” That Could Sort of Almost Be Titles of His Novels
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July 21, 2017Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?
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July 20, 2017How to Do a Headstand While Wearing Concealed Carry Yoga Pants
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July 19, 2017Quote from Survival Reality Show Naked and Afraid or Regarding President Trump’s Voter Integrity Commission?
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July 19, 2017If People Treated Other Illnesses and Injuries Like They Treat Depression
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July 18, 2017Modern Lovecraftian Elder Gods
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household