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May 30, 2017Thoughts On Marriage From a Couple Who Have Been Married for 18 Years
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May 26, 2017How to Complete a Four-Way Stop in Los Angeles: A Two-Step Process
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May 25, 2017Holes in Our Desperate Lives That Can Be Filled By the Return of Clearly Canadian
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May 24, 2017Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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May 23, 201711 Titles Other Than “Freelance Writer” That Are Sure to Impress
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May 22, 2017People My Five-Year-Old Wants to Play With on the Playground
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May 19, 2017Classic Literature Repurposed for Millennials
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May 18, 2017Top 12 Greatest Witch Hunts in American History
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May 18, 2017Ways My Reproductive System is Like Windows 10
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May 18, 2017Fast and the Furious Movies That Have a Higher Approval Rating Than President Trump
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May 17, 2017Bridge Metaphors Used During the English Department Meeting With the Dean
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May 17, 2017Unpleasant Thoughts You Had, and the Items You Purchased in Order to Stop Having Them
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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