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May 3, 2017Dostoevsky Titles That Ominously Foreshadowed the Presidency of Donald J. Trump
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May 2, 2017Five Places to Hide His Body After He Puts Your Bras in the Dryer
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May 2, 2017Historical Tragedies and the People Who Might Have Prevented Them Had They Not Died Sixteen Years Prior
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May 1, 2017What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
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April 28, 2017The Rest of Nordstrom’s Manual-Labor-Chic Summer Lineup
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April 27, 2017What Subtitles of Poetry Books Really Mean
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April 26, 2017Reasons That Lady Is Crying in Whole Foods
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April 25, 2017Questions and Answers Between a Doctoral Student Working On Their Dissertation and Anyone They Talk To
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April 24, 201710 Sociopathic Traits to Nurture in Your Child for Huge Success
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April 18, 20177 Questions for the Man On the Metro Who Wants to See Me Smile
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April 17, 2017A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers
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April 14, 2017Church Glossary
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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