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July 17, 2017Signs You’ve Transitioned from a Manic Pixie Dream Girl to an Odd Middle-Aged Woman
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July 13, 2017New Wall Street Sculptures
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July 12, 201720 Fun Baby Names That Are Also Palindromes
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July 11, 2017Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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July 11, 2017TMB4TM (Text Messages Before Text Messaging)
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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July 7, 2017As a Barista, These Are the Wi-Fi Passwords I Wish My Coffee Shop Had
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July 6, 2017Healthcare Promo Codes
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July 5, 2017Popular Summer T-Shirt Slogans for the Politically Engaged Millennial
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June 29, 2017GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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June 29, 2017Responsible Band Names
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June 28, 2017Dear Abby Distilled
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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