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September 22, 2017Has Autumn Arrived?
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September 21, 20175 Reasons Treadmill Desks Are the Next Big Thing
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September 20, 2017Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders
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September 20, 2017Who I Am, In Order
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September 19, 2017Other ‘Talk-Like-a…’ Days
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September 18, 2017Rejected Slogans from My Avant-Garde Literary Manifesto
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September 15, 20179 Historically Accurate Team-Building Activities
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September 14, 2017Grad School or Pre-School?
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September 13, 2017Is the Novel Dead?
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September 12, 2017Ways My Gay Dads Ruined My Life
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September 11, 2017Confusing Attire Instructions On Your Next Wedding Invitations
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September 8, 2017Write Drunk, Edit Sober
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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