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August 18, 20177 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel
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August 17, 2017Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?
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August 16, 20175 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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August 15, 2017Why Feminist Manuscripts Aren’t Getting Published Today
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August 14, 2017Navy SEAL Drill Instructor or My Asian Dad?
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August 11, 2017Nantucket Summer House Names That Double as Epitaphs
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August 10, 2017Classic Works of Children’s Literature as Described In My English Thesis
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August 8, 2017The 8 Types of Microagressors You’ll Date in College
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August 7, 2017The Isms as Explained by The Beatles
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August 4, 201730 Things My Neighbor Kathy Said to Help Me Bounce Back After the Divorce
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August 3, 2017Employee’s Reply-All Response to a Company-Wide Email Chain That Was Sent Out By Accident or Last Words Spoken Before Death in a Slasher Film?
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August 1, 2017A List of Secret Man Words for “Date” You Won’t Know Until It’s Too Late
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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