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November 15, 2017Signs That You Are a Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause
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November 14, 2017Everything You Know About Me, the Asian Character You’re Not Falling In Love With In a Hollywood-Produced Romantic Film/TV Show
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November 13, 2017Questions I’ve Had While Folding a Fitted Sheet or While Watching a Guy Put On a Condom?
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November 10, 2017Quiz: At What Age Can You…?
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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November 8, 2017Official Pizzas of Right-Wing Fringe Groups
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November 3, 2017Misspellings of “Malcolm Gladwell” That I’ve Seen on OKCupid
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November 1, 2017Signs You Are Your Parents’ Least Favorite Child
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October 31, 2017Horrifying Writing Prompts
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October 31, 2017Fear-Inspired Lingo for the Horror Show Known as Dating
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October 30, 2017Sitcoms to Think About While Grandmother Succumbs
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October 27, 2017Academic Job Market or Terminal Illness?
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