Sam Weiner, Chris Calabrese, David McLaughlin, Keith Waterfield, Louis Aronowitz, Kelley Lane, Allison Chrzanowski, and Pete Lynch

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Put off finishing as long as possible.

Let your partner do all the work.

It’s not so much about how you perform, but how well you defend your methods after.

Cite your sources with each move.

No one likes "Chicago style.”

A great way to get through it is to teach younger people during it.

Have the sex, but let a professor take credit for the orgasms.

Don’t be too shy to make use of the librarian! They know exactly what you need and where to find it.

Explain everything you’re doing in unnecessary detail.

After you finish, you’re allowed to make the other person call you doctor.