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Sarah Walker
Shows You How
In this space, Sarah Walker offers excellent and specific instructions for essential activities in your everyday life, such as bullfighting and performing tracheotomies. These lessons will improve your standard of living by one hundred percent. She accepts your thanks and says you’re welcome, it’s the least she can do for being blessed with such knowledge.
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November 14, 2011How to Ride a Train
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August 12, 2011How to Beat the Heat
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June 7, 2011How to Spend the Day Before the Apocalypse
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March 7, 2011How to Take Criticism
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January 10, 2011How to Cure a Hangover
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November 18, 2010How to Take a Compliment
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October 6, 2010How to Go House Hunting
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June 11, 2010How to Train Your Dragon
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April 27, 2010How to Save Money
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January 29, 2010How to Perform a Heist
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December 10, 2009How to Befriend a Celebrity
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September 22, 2009How to Make the Impossible Possible