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donald-trump
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July 25, 2017An Update to The Boy Scout Handbook
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July 20, 2017Trump Tweet Mad Libs
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July 19, 2017Quote from Survival Reality Show Naked and Afraid or Regarding President Trump’s Voter Integrity Commission?
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July 17, 2017Drug Catapults Don’t Kill People, People Kill People
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July 14, 2017Don’t Trust What the Fake News Media Says About Cersei Lannister
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July 12, 2017I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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July 11, 2017Important Political Weather Report: Unprecedented Liberal Smugness Warning
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July 11, 2017Donald Trump Jr. Reviews Famous Works of Literature
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June 30, 2017Donald Trumps Signs the Declaration of Independence
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 18, 2025The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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May 2, 2025Templates for Thanking President Trump
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May 2, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Delroy Lindo
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May 2, 2025I Just Turned Forty, and Steely Dan’s Entire Discography Mysteriously Appeared on My Phone
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May 1, 2025We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household