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All posts tagged
job-applications
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December 16, 2021Jesus Christ Applies for VP of Student Success
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April 9, 2020My Updated COVID-19 Professional Résumé
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper
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October 21, 2019I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job
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July 24, 2019Please Consider My Application to Give You Labor So I Can Stay Alive
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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August 17, 2017Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?
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March 30, 2017Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House