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job-applications
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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August 17, 2017List: Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?
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March 30, 2017List: Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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October 10, 2016I Want to Apply for the Position of “Rent-Seeking Capitalist”
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April 17, 2015Bridge Troll Associate Apprenticeship Opportunity
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March 2, 2012Internship Applications Internship, 2012
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July 7, 2009Things I Have Written in Cover Letters
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January 26, 2009Monologue: Stevie Nicks Applies for Work at an Ice Rink
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December 20, 2002How Grand Is My Garden: The New Job Aptitude Test
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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October 15, 201819 Things to Know About Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Romantic Comedy
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October 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Travesty
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s