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All posts tagged
job-applications
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December 16, 2021Jesus Christ Applies for VP of Student Success
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April 9, 2020My Updated COVID-19 Professional Résumé
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper
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October 21, 2019I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job
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July 24, 2019Please Consider My Application to Give You Labor So I Can Stay Alive
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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August 17, 2017Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?
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March 30, 2017Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock