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All posts tagged
job-applications
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October 21, 2019I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job
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July 24, 2019Please Consider My Application to Give You Labor So I Can Stay Alive
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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August 17, 2017Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?
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March 30, 2017Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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October 10, 2016I Want to Apply for the Position of “Rent-Seeking Capitalist”
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April 17, 2015Bridge Troll Associate Apprenticeship Opportunity
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March 2, 2012Internship Applications Internship, 2012
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director