All posts tagged
job-applications
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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August 17, 2017List: Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?
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March 30, 2017List: Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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October 10, 2016I Want to Apply for the Position of “Rent-Seeking Capitalist”
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April 17, 2015Bridge Troll Associate Apprenticeship Opportunity
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March 2, 2012Internship Applications Internship, 2012
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July 7, 2009Things I Have Written in Cover Letters
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January 26, 2009Monologue: Stevie Nicks Applies for Work at an Ice Rink
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December 20, 2002How Grand Is My Garden: The New Job Aptitude Test
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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August 21, 2018I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs
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August 21, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine