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All posts tagged
job-applications
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July 24, 2019Please Consider My Application to Give You Labor So I Can Stay Alive
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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August 17, 2017List: Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?
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March 30, 2017List: Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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October 10, 2016I Want to Apply for the Position of “Rent-Seeking Capitalist”
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April 17, 2015Bridge Troll Associate Apprenticeship Opportunity
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March 2, 2012Internship Applications Internship, 2012
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July 7, 2009Things I Have Written in Cover Letters
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class