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All posts tagged
job-applications
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October 21, 2019Monologue: I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job
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July 24, 2019Please Consider My Application to Give You Labor So I Can Stay Alive
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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August 17, 2017List: Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?
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March 30, 2017List: Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application
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October 10, 2016I Want to Apply for the Position of “Rent-Seeking Capitalist”
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April 17, 2015Bridge Troll Associate Apprenticeship Opportunity
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March 2, 2012Internship Applications Internship, 2012
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 11, 2019Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are