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jobs
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June 9, 2022Job Posting for Junior Office Scapegoat
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May 26, 2022We Would Love to Consider You For This Job We Have Already Filled
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April 29, 2022Honest Office Haiku
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April 21, 2022Our Hybrid Work Policy Requires You in the Office Twice a Week to Battle the Bog Man
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March 14, 2022The Relentless Madness of Short Existentialist Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers
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March 9, 2022Come Work at Our Nonprofit Where We Treat Employees Like Family—a Toxic and Dysfunctional Family
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February 22, 2022Unfortunately, We Can’t Hire You After Seeing That 2010 Photo of You Drinking a Beer When You Were Sixteen
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February 3, 2022How Non-Librarians Imagine a Librarian’s Typical Workday
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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December 6, 2021The One-Question Career Test
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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