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December 22, 2015I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Baby Hat Stylist
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November 24, 2015I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Maze Expert
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November 17, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: I Have No Marketable Dating Skills
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October 29, 2015I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Tennis Linesperson
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October 23, 2015List: The 36 Dramatic Situations of the Workplace
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October 6, 2015I Am the Visionary Conference Planner You’re Looking For
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July 20, 2015Exiting Agreement for Save Our World Today
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July 16, 2015Top Quality Professional Seeks All Positions
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July 13, 2015FAQ for Entering an Agreement to Be Paid $5,000 Per Month for Life to Carry Around an 8’ Inflatable Spider-Man At All Times
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May 29, 2015Let’s Take This Open Floor Plan to the Next Level
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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October 18, 2018List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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October 18, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112
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October 18, 2018Fuck You, We’re Sight Words!