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All posts tagged
jobs
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May 14, 2018Life is Great Now That I’ve Quit My Job and Pinned Myself Under This Enormous Boulder
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April 24, 2018I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advance My Career
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April 16, 2018Nine Rhetorical Greetings, Sorted by Appropriate Profession
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March 6, 2018Michelangelo’s Hustle Journal, ca. 1499
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February 20, 2018Choose a Job You Love and You Will Never Have to Work a Paid Day in Your Life
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January 24, 2018I’d Like to Be a Creative Director, Please
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October 20, 2017Now Hiring: Human Woman
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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July 19, 2017My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant
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