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All posts tagged
jobs
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March 6, 2018Michelangelo’s Hustle Journal, ca. 1499
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February 20, 2018Choose a Job You Love and You Will Never Have to Work a Paid Day in Your Life
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January 24, 2018I’d Like to Be a Creative Director, Please
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October 20, 2017Now Hiring: Human Woman
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September 26, 2017Allow Me to Take the Opportunity Afforded to Me by This Cover Letter to Explain the Four Year Gap in My Employment When I Was Stuck in a Corn Maze
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September 8, 2017I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time
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July 19, 2017My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant
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May 23, 201711 Titles Other Than “Freelance Writer” That Are Sure to Impress
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May 3, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Rachel Zader: Model Citizen
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March 22, 2017A Ceaseless March of Short Existential Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056