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pandemics
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August 19, 2020Our Successful Return to Campus: An Update from Your University President
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August 17, 2020Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
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August 14, 2020Due to Budget Cuts, Every Day Is Now Monday
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August 14, 2020How Each State Measures Six Feet of Social Distance
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August 13, 2020School Committee Meeting to Decide On Your Future In Teaching Bingo
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August 12, 2020Americans, We Have Defeated the Invading Alien Horde By Allowing Them to Completely Dominate Us
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August 11, 2020East High School’s Student Dress Code for Face Masks
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August 10, 2020Math Problems for Faculty on Their University’s Reopening Plan
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August 7, 2020The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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