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parenting
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May 16, 2019I Hide Gold Doubloons In My Baby’s Thigh Folds
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 3, 2019Welcome to Our Baby’s Personal Brand Reveal Party
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April 25, 2019You Have Failed Our Dog Adoption Vetting, But Have You Considered Having a Child Instead?
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April 23, 2019The Biggest Challenge of Parenting Is Becoming a Human Meat Suit
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April 4, 2019The Very Busy-Trying-to-Figure-Out-How-to-Pay-For-Child-Care Spider
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April 2, 2019My Concerns About Eating Food Off the Floor Have Changed With Each Subsequent Child and Religious Conversion
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—with Measles
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March 19, 2019A Review of the Classic Video Game, Toddler Bedtime
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February 26, 2019The Helicopter Bunny
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