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All posts tagged
parenting
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January 10, 2019Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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December 12, 2018I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around
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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 4, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Marriage, You Can Learn by Listening to Me Yell at My Kids On the Playground
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December 3, 2018FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Birth of Samuel Allen Novak
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August 27, 2018Parents, Please Follow This Labor-Intensive, Alphabet-Themed Daily Schedule for the First Month of the School Year
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August 14, 2018Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 9, 2018Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger
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July 23, 2018Family Day on Fortnite Island
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July 18, 2018It’s Official, I’ve Decided to Become a Plant Parent
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