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parenting
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January 30, 2017HOw To Workk From Home Wth Yor Chil,d SittiNG ON Yoour/ Lappppppp
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January 16, 2017Parents, Please Attend This Virtual Kamasi Washington Concert!
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December 15, 2016How Do I Explain the Election Results to My Son When He’s So Privileged That They Won’t Have Even the Slightest Impact On His Life?
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December 15, 2016A New Mother Runs Into an Old Friend Who Doesn’t Recognize Her, But It’s OK Because She’s Totally Chill About It
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December 3, 2016Dad of Newborn Girl Explains the Importance of Women’s Issues to a Table of Women at a Coffee Shop
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October 25, 201610 Signs Your Partner Plans to Name Your Baby Something Horribly Unconventional
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October 21, 2016Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
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October 17, 2016It Takes a Village of 9- and 11-Year-Old Girls to Raise My Child
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August 26, 2016Back-to-School Shopping List for Your Teenager Who’s Just Going Through a Phase
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August 23, 2016Do You Have a Child or Have You Just Been Followed Home by a Hyena?
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