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All posts tagged
reopening
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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December 30, 2020Your School District’s Reopening Survey
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September 2, 2020Rydell High’s Reopening Plan
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August 21, 2020What If the NBA Ran the Department of Education?
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August 20, 2020Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening
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August 13, 2020School Committee Meeting to Decide On Your Future In Teaching Bingo
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August 7, 2020The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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August 4, 2020It’s Time to Let the Serfs Return to the Fields
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August 3, 2020Bartleby, the School Superintendent: A Story of Reopening
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults