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All posts tagged
reopening
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May 4, 2021The Empire Should Continue Working Remotely Post-Pandemic
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April 30, 2021Great News from the Nine Circles of Hell: We’re Reopening
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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December 30, 2020Your School District’s Reopening Survey
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September 2, 2020Rydell High’s Reopening Plan
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August 21, 2020What If the NBA Ran the Department of Education?
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August 20, 2020Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening
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August 13, 2020School Committee Meeting to Decide On Your Future In Teaching Bingo
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August 7, 2020The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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