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All posts tagged
reopening
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May 4, 2021The Empire Should Continue Working Remotely Post-Pandemic
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April 30, 2021Great News from the Nine Circles of Hell: We’re Reopening
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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September 2, 2020Rydell High’s Reopening Plan
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August 21, 2020What If the NBA Ran the Department of Education?
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August 20, 2020Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening
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August 13, 2020School Committee Meeting to Decide On Your Future In Teaching Bingo
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August 7, 2020The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan
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August 5, 2020Your School District’s Reopening Survey
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian