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All posts tagged
rock-and-roll
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March 30, 2010Monologue: Julian Lennon, On the Eve of his Parents’ Divorce, Sits Through a New Song by Uncle Paul
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September 2, 2009The Beatles: Rock Band Easter Eggs
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June 25, 2009John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Memo From the Head Nurse Regarding Proper Care of Patients Born Bad to the Bone
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June 4, 2009List: Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la “Ruby Tuesday” Restaurant
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January 29, 2009List: Rockinest Weather Forecasts by Decade
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January 26, 2009Monologue: Stevie Nicks Applies for Work at an Ice Rink
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December 11, 2008I Wonder What They’re Saying in Bon Jovi’s Preconcert Prayer Circle
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December 2, 2008Jimmy Jam Johnson, the Classic-Rock DJ, Sufferin’ a Nervous Breakdown
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November 6, 2008Fifty Years of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences
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March 13, 2008Eric Clapton’s Censored Song List in North Korea
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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