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July 30, 2020Take Me Out, Coach: Revising John Fogerty’s “Centerfield” for MLB’s COVID-19 Outbreak
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June 15, 2020Are You a Landlord or Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide”?
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June 9, 2020Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant That Closed Due to Coronavirus”
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April 30, 2020The Girl from Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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March 2, 2020Why Vaccinated Kids Can’t Appreciate the Dark Beauty of Van Morrison’s Classic Song “T.B. Sheets”
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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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November 20, 2019Five Doors I Wish Jim Morrison Had Walked Through
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November 13, 2019Bob Seger Writes to His Accountant
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October 30, 2019Since Radiohead Died In the First Wave of the Mutant Uprising, Will You Now Please Consider Listening to Coldplay?
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October 25, 2019Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” by James Joyce
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters