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All posts tagged
snakes
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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August 4, 2017Transcript of the Popular A Cappella Group Pentatonix Being Eaten By Anacondas
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June 9, 2017Celebrity Management and Global Brand Representation Proposal for Medusa
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February 21, 2017Welcome to Hillcrest: A Non-Judgmental, Non-Denominational Church of the Serpent
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November 19, 2010
FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense -
September 2, 2010The San Diego Snake Company’s September Newsletter
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May 4, 2007List: Ways to Tell a Coral Snake From a Milk Snake
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May 18, 2006Monologue: The Garter Snake in 11-Year-Old Kevin Wackerbarth’s Terrarium
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January 31, 2006Ongoing Roadblocks In The Mongoose/Cobra Peace Process
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers