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swimsuits
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July 5, 2023Seven Bikini Poses That Won’t Send You to the Hospital, Probably
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July 6, 2022These Swimsuits Need Good Homes
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August 11, 2021As a Body-Positive Swimsuit Brand, We Refuse to Retouch Our Already Flawless Models
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July 6, 2021I Am Poseidon, God of the Sea, Reminding You That Every Body Is a Beach Body (But Specifically Virgins Undefiled by the Lusts of Mortal Men)
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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June 21, 20194 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”
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July 9, 2018Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
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July 22, 2016These Smart Swimming Trunks Automatically Remind You to Be Self-Conscious!
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 24, 2024I Am Chucky, and This Is My MasterClass
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October 24, 2024270 Reasons: Because Now Is the Time to Fight for Our Planet
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October 24, 2024They Don’t Tell You This in the Hot Dog Handbook
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him