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swimsuits
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July 5, 2023Seven Bikini Poses That Won’t Send You to the Hospital, Probably
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July 6, 2022These Swimsuits Need Good Homes
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August 11, 2021As a Body-Positive Swimsuit Brand, We Refuse to Retouch Our Already Flawless Models
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July 6, 2021I Am Poseidon, God of the Sea, Reminding You That Every Body Is a Beach Body (But Specifically Virgins Undefiled by the Lusts of Mortal Men)
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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June 21, 20194 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”
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July 9, 2018Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
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July 22, 2016These Smart Swimming Trunks Automatically Remind You to Be Self-Conscious!
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 7, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Martine Syms
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February 7, 2025I Got My Dog Talking Buttons, and Now He’s Selling Health Insurance
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February 6, 2025Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People