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All posts tagged
swimsuits
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July 5, 2023Seven Bikini Poses That Won’t Send You to the Hospital, Probably
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July 6, 2022These Swimsuits Need Good Homes
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August 11, 2021As a Body-Positive Swimsuit Brand, We Refuse to Retouch Our Already Flawless Models
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July 6, 2021I Am Poseidon, God of the Sea, Reminding You That Every Body Is a Beach Body (But Specifically Virgins Undefiled by the Lusts of Mortal Men)
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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June 21, 20194 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”
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July 9, 2018Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
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July 22, 2016These Smart Swimming Trunks Automatically Remind You to Be Self-Conscious!
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian