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All posts tagged
the-future
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January 20, 2016Overheard in a Retirement Community, 2070 AD
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June 8, 2015Settling the E-Books vs. Direct-to-Brain Digital Text Streaming Argument
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April 15, 2015Stamina Training Unit
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April 13, 2015Quick n’ Easy Recipes in 2087
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April 15, 2014The Future of Dating
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January 4, 2006List: Scary Moments in Human/Robot Relations in Nonchronological Order
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe