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All posts tagged
the-future
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September 25, 2019The National Book Foundation Announces Its 2090 “3 Under 13” Awards
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September 20, 2019Dear Leaders of the World: Get Your Shit Together
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May 13, 2019Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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December 6, 2018Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps
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January 23, 2018Family Recipes Passed Down by Millennials
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December 15, 2017Womanhattan
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October 4, 2017Everything Future Generations Are Going to Kill
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August 30, 2017Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future
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May 1, 2017“Americans will always rather feel safe, than be free”: An Excerpt from McSweeney’s 49
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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