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All posts tagged
vaccines
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April 15, 2021Decorative Wine Mom Signs to Promote the Vaccine
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March 25, 2021All the Things That Got Me to Where I Am Today: The Phase 1c Vaccination Group
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March 15, 2021Sherlock Holmes in the Case of How Did THAT Guy Qualify for the Covid Vaccine?
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 12, 2021Moderna Love
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February 4, 2021Our New Vaccine Distribution Plan Is Based on Your Relationship with Pink Floyd
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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September 8, 2020I Assure You, the Vaccine Our Administration Is Rushing to Release Is Not Just Three Kids Stacked Under a Trench Coat
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July 30, 2020Star Trek Villains I’d Rather Have Handling the COVID-19 Vaccine Initiative “Operation Warp Speed” Than Donald Trump
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March 6, 2020“A Solid Flu Vaccine”: A Scientist Looks Back On the Day Trump Came Up With a Cure For the Coronavirus
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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