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vaccines
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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August 20, 20212021 Parenting Back-to-School Bingo
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August 6, 2021FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant
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May 26, 2021Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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May 13, 2021Teachable Moments with the Anti-Vaxxer Family
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May 12, 2021I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist
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May 4, 2021Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?
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April 28, 2021Are You Accused of Being a Vaccinated Teacher or a Salem Witch?
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