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September 6, 2019More Accurate Baby Shower Games
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September 6, 2019I Get That This One Is Newer But That Doesn’t Mean We Have to Call Mine The Old Testament
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September 5, 2019I’m Just the Guy to Write Your Female Empowerment Series
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September 5, 2019Predictions for Every NFL Team
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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September 5, 2019My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Bob Newhart
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September 4, 2019I’m the Kind of Person Who Knows When to Pick Her Battles
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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September 4, 2019An Open Letter to Great Britain About How Brexit Is Killing My Boaty McBoatface Buzz
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September 4, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Alissa Musto, Former Miss Massachusetts
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September 3, 2019I Believe That Marriage Should Be Between a Man, a Woman, and His Mentally Ill Wife Who Lives In the Attic
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex