Prepare a bottle with your non-dominant hand while holding a 15-pound sack in the other hand while someone is screaming at you.
Clean pureed sweet potatoes out of an ear while someone is screaming at you.
Have a serious conversation with your spouse entirely to the tune of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” while someone is screaming at you.
Successfully poop while someone with no instinct for self-preservation whatsoever runs away from you screaming.
Find an unrefrigerated bottle of water at the airport to make formula at your baby’s preferred temperature while someone is screaming at you.
Which items in your house (excluding baby toys) would make for safe baby toys? Find one immediately while someone is screaming at you.
Slow down the speed at which you pat someone’s back so gradually that they will not notice when you’ve stopped entirely then lift your hand off of their back one finger at a time so they will not notice when you’re no longer touching them then tiptoe out of the room avoiding all the creaky floorboards then repeat everything all over again while someone is screaming at you.
Read and comprehend any article in the New Yorker with half the pages ripped out while someone is screaming at you.
Convince the highly skeptical daycare teacher that you did not, in fact, receive the Little Butterflies homework sheet while someone is screaming at you.
Install any model of car seat in any car with no one screaming at you.