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June 20, 2006

Avian Maladies Commonly Misdiagnosed as Bird Flu

by Curt Lund

Bird common cold

Bird seasonal affective disorder

Bird mononucleosis

Bird chronic fatigue syndrome

Bird subacute carbon monoxide poisoning

Bird dengue fever

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