1. Ouch
2. I think the kids are still awake
3. Dick Cheney
4. [heavy breathing]
5. I might have herpes
6. Wow
7. Vagina Monologues
8. Is this a lump?
9. Just kidding
10. Ex-wife
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1. Ouch
2. I think the kids are still awake
3. Dick Cheney
4. [heavy breathing]
5. I might have herpes
6. Wow
7. Vagina Monologues
8. Is this a lump?
9. Just kidding
10. Ex-wife