Moderator Chuck Goldman welcomes viewers to the final televised debate between incumbent, Senator Mark Andrews (D-MN), and challenger, Mr. Daniel Humphries. Also, a mnemonic for the “swing states” of the 1992 Presidential Election (Georgia, Virginia, Tennessee, South Dakota, Wisconsin, Colorado, Louisiana, Ohio, Texas, North Carolina, Kentucky, Montana, Arizona, New Hampshire, Nevada, Florida, New Jersey).
November 4, 2014
“Greetings, viewers. Tonight’s senatorial debate will cover lots of topics neither candidate knows much about: nationalized healthcare, nonprofit finance, nanotechnology, jihadists…”
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