The Two A.M. Instagram Shopper
Paying-for-Two-College-Educations Barbie
The Person Whose Fucking Pants Used to Fit
Mare of Easttown But Worse
Big Edie
Little Edie
Any Edie, Really
Moira Rose on Casual Friday
The Sexy Shut-In
Eastern European File Clerk
Ace Ventura But Not On Purpose
Person Who Fully Dresses for Zooms Because at Least She’s Trying, Jeremy
Eccentric Jeopardy! Contestant
Charli D’Amelio’s Mom
Grace Fraser from The Undoing But with a Budget for Only One Coat and It’s from Nordstrom Rack
Slutty PTA President
The Gen Xer Who Doesn’t Give a Shit What You Think, She’s Wearing Skinny Jeans for the Rest of Her Life
Jessica Fletcher But Not On Purpose
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