My freshman year roommate refutes my hypothesis that Joseph Stalin’s rise spelled doom for the Bolshevik Movement. Also, a mnemonic for the major American sports franchises with aquatically themed mascots (New York Islanders, Tampa Bay Rays, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Miami Dolphins, Florida Marlins, Carolina Hurricanes, Seattle Seahawks, Pittsburgh Pirates, San Jose Sharks, Seattle Mariners).
June 24, 2013
“No, you idiot. The Bolshevik Regime tanked because Bolshevik ministers didn’t facilitate market capitalism. Haha…socialism? Seriously?! Poor people should just save some money”
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