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1. A NOTE OF REASSURANCE FROM YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT REGARDING OUR UPDATED OMICRON POLICIES
by Kara Baskin
2. WHAT YOUR FAVORITE SAD DAD BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU
by John Moe
3. A PARENT’S TYPICAL DAY, AS ENVISIONED BY MY CHILD’S PRESCHOOL
by Ruyi Wen
4. SELECTED NEGATIVE TEACHING EVALUATIONS OF JESUS CHRIST
by Amanda Lehr
5. IF I EMAILED MY PARENTS LIKE DEMOCRATS EMAIL ME
by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean
6. THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE PERIMENOPAUSE HOTLINE, WHERE OUR HOLD TIMES ARE COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE
By Kathryn Baecht
7. MATH CONCEPTS THE STATE OF FLORIDA FINDS OBJECTIONABLE
by Carlos Greaves
8. I’M TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET, AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CONTROVERSIAL OSCARS NIGHT
by Emily Flake
9. THE NINE MONTHS OF PREGNANCY, RANKED FROM WORST TO BEST
by Kristen Mulrooney
10. HERE’S WHY YOU’RE WRONG FOR SUPPORTING EITHER IN-PERSON OR VIRTUAL SCHOOL
by Chandler Dean
11. I’M WEARING TUNICS NOW
by Wendi Aarons
12. WE ARE A PICTURESQUE SMALL TOWN, AND WE REFUSE TO BE THE SETTING FOR YOUR ROMANTIC COMEDY
by Rachel Mans McKenny
13. HOW WE WILL SEPARATE YOU FROM ANY LINGERING HOPE AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS OF TODAY’S FACULTY MEETING
by Julie Cadman-Kim
14. EVERY EPISODE OF A TELEVISION SHOW WRITTEN BY JULIAN FELLOWES
by Shannon Reed
15. HOW NON-LIBRARIANS IMAGINE A LIBRARIAN’S TYPICAL WORKDAY
by John Howard Hughes
16. WELCOME TO THE MIDDLE-AGED RESTAURANT. PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING
by Wendi Aarons and Denise Schipani
17. FISHER-PRICE RECALLS THE DELUXE KICK ’N PLAY PIANO GYM FOR HAVING TOO MANY BOPS
by Laura Foody
18. WE ARE AN ANTI-ABORTION COUPLE, AND DON’T WORRY, WE WILL ADOPT YOUR BABY
by Lucy Huber
19. MY FAVORITE CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IS DAYCARE
by Sarah Suksiri
20. TEVYE FROM FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, NOW A RICH MAN, RECEIVES A LETTER FROM HIS HOA
by Stephen Ruddy