Shock: 8
Grace : 10
Panic : 6
Readiness: 14
Nostalgia: 11
Concern: 5
Epiphany: 12
Dread: 8
Suspended Animation: 17
Euphoria: 21
Disillusionment: 4
“The Willies”: 9
Malaise: 7
Delaware: 3
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